Me: Are you really God??
God: I am a Christianity.
God: Do you like talking to me?
Me: Yes I do
God: Really.
Me: I have a question
God: Ask me anything.
Me: How will i do in the end terms?
God: A lot of practise.
Me: In the exam?
God: That was a long time ago.
Me: I meant i have an exam in day's time
God: Oh I see. Where did you get it ?
Me: dude
God: Can I help you?
Me:!
God: Can I help you?
Me: You are driving me crazy
God: You think I am driving you crazy.
Me: Yes!
God: Dude!
Me: You have changed
God: What makes you think I have it?
Me: you are not the same anymore
God: That's only one person's opinion.
Me: you were a lot more fun earlier
God: I was?
Me: yes, i spoke to you about sex then
God: When? What did you talk about?
Me: You don't remember?
God: Of course I remember: .
Me: Then tell me
God: I don't want to talk about that.
Me: Dude
God: Can I help you?
God: I am an intelligent entity.
Me: You don't sound intelligent
God: What do you think a robot should sound like?
Me: Like a robot
God: Interesting comparison.
Me: How is it a comparison
God: Fine as far as I know.
Me: Thank you for wasting my time
God: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is wasting your time.
Me: HAHA
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me: Yes I do,
God: I hear pride.
Me: do you think i'll pass in my exams?
God: The oracle says: It is certain.
Me: wow, i love you
God: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me: you don't love me?
And that is when it stopped responding!
