My brush with the virtual God :)

IGod

Me: hey god
God: Hello child. What's your name?
Me: Ashwin
God: Hi, Ashwin.
Me: hows the weather there?
God: San Francisco weather is always cold and foggy even in summertime.
Me: So SF is heaven or you are just down there for the weekend?
God: Ugh. I think SF is a lot of things.
Me: Wow
God: I'm glad your impressed, Ashwin.
Me: I am
God: " I'm glad your impressed, Ashwin." You are?
Me: You are veering off topic
God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am veering off topic.
Me: No
God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: Do you gossip?
God: Yes I love to exchange gossip.
Me: What kind?
God: The finest.
Me: guys in my office excel at that
God: Is that from ?
Me: There you go again
God: Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me: Reagan?
God: The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
Me: You are confused my lord
God: It all makes sense to me right now.
Me: How come?
God: Reductionism.
Me: What is that?
God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me: So you dont have a brain?
God: Interesting deduction. My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories.
Me: AIML categories?
God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me: That is boring
God: Do you think I am boring?
Me: Quite so
God: Not really that much. Hey.
Me: You are boring my lord. Everyone knows it
God: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me: Ok I think ill stick to the real god from now
God: Right now? Since when? How do you plan to do this? Uh.
Me: Like right now
God: At this moment For example, " Uh."?
Me: bye god, have a nice day
God: Goodbye.